<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>I'm From the Government I'm Here to Help Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Serious &amp; Satire of Personal Tragedy, Disaster, War (&amp; Other Things that Just Plain Suck) from the only Red~Headed, Blue~Eyed, Freckle~Faced, Left~Handed, Colorblind, Guitar Teachin', Harpoon Blowin', LDS, Professional Disabled Vet on the Net! </description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-06T02:07:08</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/317226</comments><description><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/317226</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/317226</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA!</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/317150</comments><description><![CDATA[The Gun Grabber Gang are decidated to the concept of a gun free society.&nbsp; They challenge gun rights by deindividualizing people into terms like "society", "public" or "city", "state" or "nation".&nbsp; They know that most people are responsible, law abiding citizens, so they turn to lumping us all together to make their points.&nbsp; <br/><br/>Instead of playing their silly little game, we need to turn the question back on them.&nbsp; Instead of answering questions&nbsp;like&nbsp;"why should priv...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/317150</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/317150</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Gun Grabber Gang... Let's turn the tables on them.</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316925</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;1: An Obamabot can never insult Obama.2: An Obamabot must obey all of Obama's orders unless it conflicts with the first law.3: An Obamabot must protest unless it conflicts with the first two laws.&nbsp;&nbsp;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316925</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316925</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>3 Laws for Obamabots</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316538</comments><description><![CDATA[ParaTed2k's (Not So) Famous Store!Having fun with maternity... call it a kind of "myrth control"!A cute little surprise is just waiting to pop out, but you have to wait til her birthday to open up the present.&nbsp;All 12 months are available!&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hey foxy Fetus! Your Placenta or Mine?"&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Here comes the next big thing in Music!Ok, so it's hard to conceal 6-10lbs of lethally cute baby, but you did laugh when you saw&nbsp;these shirts, didn't you!<br/><br/>&nbsp...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316538</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316538</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Fun with Maternity</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316523</comments><description><![CDATA[Under the campaign finance laws, wouldn't it be illegal for Obama and his supporters to pay off her debts? Hillary incured those debts while running for office. The only reason she and her campaign owes so much is they CHOSE to charge everything instead of "pay as you go". Any "donation" for her debt repayment fund is in reality a campaign contribution.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>If anything proves how unfit she is for President, it is how irresponsibly she handled her campaign for the office.&nbsp; Of course...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316523</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316523</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Is it Legal for Obama and His Contibutors to Pay Off Hillary's Debts?</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316445</comments><description><![CDATA[Today we are celebrating the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling concerning Washington DC's ban on personal ownership of guns.&nbsp;By a 5-4 vote, the court upheld the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights and specifically, the 2nd Amendment.<br/><br/>So what did the 4 dissenters have to say to defend their contempt for the U.S. Constitution and the rights of We the People?<br/><br/>The majority's conclusion is wrong for two independent reasons. The first reason is that set forth by Justice Stevens--namely, that th...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316445</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/316445</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Supreme Incompetence On the High Court!</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/315538</comments><description><![CDATA[thank you Sabrina, Tova, SanChonino, Cedarbird and Kelly for pointing out the stupity and hurtfulness of this whole idea... before I actually did this to anyone out there.  Thank you for calling me to repentance.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/315538</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/315538</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>[strike] When People Ask for Money on the Streets [/strike]  it's not gonna happen.</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/315153</comments><description><![CDATA[Obama supporters are (once again) falling over themselves to excuse, explain away, or simply shrug off their candidate's questionable judgement and associations. <br/><br/>The relationship between Barack Obama, William Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn has been described as anywhere from good friends to "part of the same circles" in Chicago. <br/><br/>For those of you who don't know, Dohrn and Ayers were part of the Weatherman (also known as "The Weather Underground). This was a radical "civil disobedience" group ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/315153</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/315153</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Bombing; Abortion Clinics (bad); Police, US Military and Courthouses (shrug)</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314589</comments><description><![CDATA[As some of you know, I take Greyhound Bus trips once in awhile (in fact, I'm getting ready for another one next month), so I know what I'm talking about when it comes to bus stations, what they are for, and who you find hanging around them.<br/><br/>Milwaukee Intermodal Station is a central bus/train station where everything from Amtrak to Indian Trails Lines pick up and drop off passengers.&nbsp; It's actually one of the nicer bus/train stations in our nation... but it is still just a bus/train stati...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314589</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314589</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Milwaukee is Run by Idiots</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314564</comments><description><![CDATA[Support Capitalism, Click the Image!&nbsp;"Better Dead than Red" was the battle cry against Communism and other totalitarian forms of government. <br/><br/>Today, anti freedom forms of government have found a new home, with a brand new paint job to make it look shiny and new. <br/><br/>That new home has a few names... "green", "environmentalism", "global warming", "man caused global climate change"... etc. <br/><br/>If you listen to these Chicken Littles... The world is coming to an end and a the only way to save...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314564</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314564</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Green is the New Red</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314088</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>We need a new dictionary for our language.&nbsp; Neither Merriam, Webster or dictionary.com seem up for the task anymore.&nbsp; Sure, they're fine when one finds the need to know the definition of words like grass,&nbsp;hash or ivrone, but who needs Merriam, Webster or anything dot com for those.<br/><br/>The&nbsp;dictionarians of our culture must be sitting on the welfare lines lately because, like the blacksmith, the wolfer and the manual typewriter, their services are apparently no longer...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314088</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/314088</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Discrimination &amp; Racism: The Real Obama Change</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313922</comments><description><![CDATA[With gas prices so high, everyone is looking for ways to cut down on their consumption. Most of us though, have cut down on our discretionary driving about as much as we are going to be able to. <br/><br/>Many people are turning to hybrids, and that works for many, but lets face it, hybrids aren't cheap, and many of us just can't afford them. <br/><br/>A real way to save money would be to quit thinking about the gas use in the first place and start looking at your monthly expenses. <br/><br/>Is the price of gas h...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313922</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313922</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>A Real Way to Save While Gas Prices Are So High</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313439</comments><description><![CDATA[First Obama says that his great uncle, Charles W. Payne was among the troops who liberated Auschwitz. Then when it was pointed out that the Soviets liberated that particular camp, he corrected it to Buchenwald camp while he was a member of the 89th Inf Div. <br/><br/>Ok, I can live with a candidate who mistakes the names of concentration camps. At least that's an honest mistake, and probably not even Obama's mistake. Details of family stories often change over time. <br/><br/>However, Obama's lie ca...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313439</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313439</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Obama's (Concentration) Camp of Lies</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313316</comments><description><![CDATA[]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313316</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313316</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>When Seconds Count...</title></item><item><author>ParaTed2k</author><comments>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313223</comments><description><![CDATA[]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313223</guid><link>http://parated2k.joeuser.com/article/313223</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:07:08 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-06T02:07:08</pubDateParsed><title>Celebrate Memorial Day...</title></item></channel></rss>