Parated2k would make the best president for three reasons. He will get respect from foreign nations, he has all the necessary experience, and he will lead the nation through the turbulent times we face.

First, ParaTed2k would make the best president because he will get respect from foreign nations.

See him here digging in for the long haul in Germany...

My opponents are known to have racist and sexist members, and therefore having a female or African American president, while an important civil rights goal, is not best suited for our nation right now.

What is best suited for our nation?  A candidate who spent the early 70s, roadtripping Europe in a VW bus (If the 60s and early 70s taught us anything, it's Peace, Love and Harmony begin in a Hippy Car.

Second, ParaTed2kwould make the best choices for America because he has the necessary experience. An ex-NCO...

and an experienced Mormon Missionary...

Therefore ParaTed2k knows war and peace greater than any of the other candidates.

Third, ParaTe2k is the best presidential candidate because he will lead the nation through the dangerous times ahead safely. He knows what to do in an emergency due to his experience...

is acceptable by all foreign nations.

ParaTed2k is America's best Presidential Candidate because he can lead the nation through the dangers ahead, he is experienced, and will recieve respect from our

opponents

and allies alike.

(Paid for by the Americans Who Would Rather Not Vote for McCain,  Cacto, Or Brer SanChonio)