No one would have believed it if it wasn't for this telling photo.  A Time Magazine photographer (who wishes to remain anonymous) captured the U.S Marines in action... but not an action for which their mothers would be proud!  The photo is just another piece of a long line of evidence of a new front in the war on terror; the war on Global Warming Activists! 

"It was just awful! US Marines ripping old growth trees from their roots!  One my one they, pushed, pulled and yanked on the tree trunks until "crack", the trees came down.  I had to hope beyond hope that they wouldn't turn their treachery on the tree I was hiding behind.  It was enough to inflict me with PTSD (Post Tree-matic Stress Disorder)!"

The most ominous bit of evidence is a Pentagon order, mobilizing the U.S Marines on the deadly mission:

"Global Warming Activists have become the latest member of the Axis of Evil.  They have infiltrated the press, and even the highest offices in the land.  They have turned mother against son, father against daughter, Minister against Perishoner and Liberals against the United States of America."

"I, _______, do solemly swear (or affirm) that I will defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic."

"If you ever wondered what was meant by a 'foreign and domestic' enemy, you have your answer!  What else could qualify as both foreign and domestic enemy but a "Global" one ?"

"The war on Global Warming is real folks.  The new enemies of the state aren't name Castro or Hussein anymore, they are named Gore, Moore and Bono.  Groups dedicated to Global Warming go around making speeches, holding concerts and lobbying Congress.  They attack your car, your boat, your SUV!  They stop at nothing, even attacking the U.S. Military!"

Global Warming Activists use a form of mind control psychotropic drugs.  They slip it into foods like Tofu, Quiche, Lemon grass and Starbucks Coffee.  They pump it through the heating and air ducts at Bruce Springsteen, Melissa Ethridge, Elton John and Rusted Root concerts.  Subliminal messages are dubbed into the sound systems of Coffee Houses on Open Mic night.

Somehow, they even got passed the Secret Service, infecting President Bush.

"To reach our 2025 goal, we will need to more rapidly slow the growth of power sector greenhouse gas emissions so that they peak within 10 to 15 years"

So far, the U.S. hasn't surrendered, or even offered an exit strategy, but who knows how much longer we can hold out. The Marines need your help! Fight the Green Hoard! Global  If you aren't with us, you're against us!  Let's work harder on this than we have worked on anything in our lives!  Let's not be bitter, clinging to guns and religion, let's get up and take action now!

Global Warming Activists have been at war with us for years, it's time we fought back!